1
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- PREVIOUSLY
ON CALIFORNICATION...

2
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- THIS ONE'S NOT
YOUR LADY ANYMORE, HANK.

3
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- IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE
WITH SOMEONE ELSE,

4
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THIS IS THE RIGHT GUY.

5
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- IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU,
I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

6
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- LOVING THAT MAN-GINA.

7
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- IT IS FUCKING LIBERATING.

8
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- I THINK I MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, YOU KNOW?

9
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- HAVING A POOL IS AWESOME.

10
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HAVING A HUSBAND
IN REHAB IS EVEN BETTER.

11
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AND YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED...

12
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AS AN AGENT AND A FRIEND.

13
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- BATES IS COMING BACK
TOMORROW.

14
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- SO WE'VE GOT TONIGHT?

15
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- I AM LETTING GO
AND LETTING GOD.

16
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- I'M GONNA GO.

17
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- OH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE
FLOTSAM AND JETSAM THERE.

18
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- YOU JUST BLEW HIM AGAIN,
DIDN'T YOU?

19
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- WHAT THE FUCK?

20
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- KAREN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.

21
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- I'M JUST TIRED OF ALWAYS
KEEPING IT TOGETHER

22
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE, YOU KNOW?

23
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- YOU GOT TO BE
FUCKING KIDDING ME.

24
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- I AM A BETTER,
YOUNGER VERSION OF YOU,

25
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SO JUST FUCK OFF, OLD MAN.

26
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[overlapping shouts]

27
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

28
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[Led Zeppelin's
Dazed and Confused plays]

29
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- * BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED
FOR SO LONG, IT'S NOT TRUE *

30
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* WANTED A WOMAN,
NEVER BARGAINED FOR YOU *

31
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* LOTS OF PEOPLE TALK,
AND FEW OF THEM KNOW *

32
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- YOU'RE THIRSTY TONIGHT.

33
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- YEAH.
THIRSTY AND MISERABLE.

34
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- GOOD GOD, MAN.
LOOK AROUND.

35
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
TO BE SO MISERABLE ABOUT?

36
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- THIS IS ENOUGH FOR YOU?
- ENOUGH?

37
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WELCOME TO THE PLACE
WHERE TIME STANDS STILL,

38
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WHERE WHISKEY FLOWS
AND ALWAYS WILL.

39
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LIVER NEVER PICKLES.
YOUR HEART NEVER ACHES.

40
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YOU CAN FUCK
TILL YOUR DICK'S CONTENT.

41
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- HMM.

42
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- IT'LL DO, LITTLE PIGGY.
IT'LL DO.

43
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DING DANG DO.

44
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- I MISSED YOU, MAN.

45
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- RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BUDDY.

46
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I LIKE OUR LITTLE VISITS.

47
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BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU HERE

48
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ON A MORE PERMANENT BASIS.

49
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- AH, SO YOU THINK THIS
IS WHERE I'M GOING TO END UP?

50
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- CALL IT A HUNCH.

51
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I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES.

52
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- WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME?

53
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- [laughs]

54
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- * OH, YEAH

55
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*

56
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- TYLER.

57
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- [laughing]

58
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[gunshot echoes]

59
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- [sighs]

60
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- YOU TELL HER, OR I WILL.

61
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- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

62
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- [sighs]
KAREN...

63
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KAREN, THESE LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTE BLISS.

64
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I MEAN, LIVING HERE WITH YOU

65
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HAS BEEN THE MOST PEACEFUL
CHAPTER OF MY STORY TO DATE.

66
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BUT, I MEAN, NO MATTER
HOW BEAUTIFUL THE GROUNDS...

67
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I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS A ZOO.

68
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AND I'M A WILD ANIMAL.

69
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SOBRIETY...SOBRIETY IS NOT
THE ANSWER FOR ME.

70
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I-I NEED TO BE UNLEASHED.

71
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I BELONG OUT THERE...
IN THE WILDERNESS.

72
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- OKAY.

73
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SO...
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

74
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- I'M SAYING THAT--
THAT YOU ARE THE BEST THING

75
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THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

76
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I WILL LOVE YOU
TILL THE VERY END OF TIME.

77
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BUT I CAN NO LONGER
BE YOUR HUSBAND.

78
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- OH, GOD.

79
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[sniffles]
- I'M SO SORRY, MY LOVE.

80
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- NO, I--
OH, MY GOD.

81
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- I KNOW IT'S UPSETTING.

82
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- IT'S SUCH A FUCKING RELIEF!

83
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- I KNOW, RIGHT?
IT'S FUCKING LIBERATING!

84
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- OH, THAT'S MY CUE.
- NO, HANK, PLEASE STAY.

85
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU TOO.

86
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PLEASE SIT.

87
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- OKAY, THIS SHOULD
BE INTERESTING.

88
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- LISTEN...
[sighs]

89
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LOOK, THE THREE OF US...

90
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WE SHARE
SOMETHING SPECTACULAR.

91
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WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER.

92
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- I'M NOT HAVING SEX
WITH YOU, BATES.

93
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- THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M SUGGESTING, HANK.

94
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BUT LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING, KITTEN.

95
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IT WOULD ROCK
YOUR FUCKING WORLD.

96
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- I'M SURE, I'M SURE.

97
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[laughs] JESUS.

98
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- LOOK, OUR LIVES
ARE GONNA BE OVER

99
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IN THE BLINK
OF A FUCKING EYE.

100
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I MEAN, THIS IS WHY
I HAVE TO GO.

101
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I-I CAN'T LIVE
A COMPROMISED LIFE ANY LONGER.

102
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BUT YOU TWO,
THERE'S STILL LOVE HERE.

103
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I KNOW IT
LIKE I KNOW MYSELF.

104
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- NO, NO, NO, BUT--
- NO, NO, NO, NO.

105
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NO BUTS!
- LISTEN TO ME.

106
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- KAREN, LISTEN TO ME.

107
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AND YOU, YOU KNOW,
WITH ALL YOUR SHENANIGANS,

108
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MAN, IT'S JUST A WAY
TO KEEP HER AT ARM'S LENGTH.

109
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- WHAT?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED.

110
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- WHAT IF I'M LIKE YOU?

111
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YOU KNOW,
DESTINED TO ROAM FREE?

112
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- [laughs]

113
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HANK, YOU'RE NOT LIKE ME.
YOU'RE NOT A WARRIOR.

114
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LISTEN, IF WE WERE MEMBERS
OF THE SAME TRIBE,

115
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I MEAN, I'D BE OUT HUNTING
AND GATHERING.

116
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YOU'D BE HOME WITH THE WOMEN.
- [snickers]

117
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- WELL, THAT--THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A WAY BETTER JOB.

118
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- EXACTLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
AN ADVENTURER.

119
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YOU'RE LAZY AND PASSIVE
AND ENTITLED AND--

120
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- OKAY, OKAY, I GOT IT.
- NO, NO.

121
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BUT MOST OF ALL,
AND BEST OF ALL...

122
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YOU ARE A LOVER.

123
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- [snickering]

124
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- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

125
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I'VE SAID MY PIECE.

126
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MY WISDOM'S YOURS,
SO DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL.

127
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- COME HERE.

128
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- ALL RIGHT.
SO, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN...

129
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LOVERS.

130
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- HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE?
- I'M OKAY.

131
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[upbeat music]

132
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*

133
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- THIS DAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE
A LOT COOLER THAN EXPECTED.

134
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- WHAT YOU SAID.

135
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- NOW WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.

136
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- PICTURE THIS--

137
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WE PACK A BAG,
AND WE DRIVE TO THE AIRPORT.

138
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WE BUY TWO TICKETS
TO PARADISE--

139
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MAYBE THREE,
IF BECCA WANTS TO COME WITH--

140
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AND THEN WE JUST GO.

141
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WE FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER.

142
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- NO.

143
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- NO?
- NO.

144
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IT'S BECAUSE...
- IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

145
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- YOUR SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING
IS TO RUN AWAY.

146
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- MM.
- HOW ABOUT...

147
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YOU STAY HERE,
STAND STILL, DON'T MOVE?

148
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HERE, TONIGHT,
HAVE DINNER WITH ME...

149
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- UH-HUH.
- IN THIS HOUSE.

150
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- HEY, THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY.
- ALL RIGHT.

151
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- THEN WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.

152
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WE JUST WAIT,
AND WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

153
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- COOL. SO WE JUST
SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

154
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WELL, I'VE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

155
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THAT WAS WEIRD.
- I COULD SEE THAT ONE COMING.

156
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- MMM.
CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?

157
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- ISN'T THIS A FAVOR?
- OH, THIS IS A HUGE FAVOR,

158
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BUT I ALSO NEED
A LITTLE ONE TOO.

159
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CAN YOU CALL BECCA FOR ME?
- RIGHT NOW?

160
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- NO, AFTER IS FINE.

161
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- YOU HAD TO GET MOM
TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK?

162
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- WELL, I JUST WANT
TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.

163
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

164
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- SO WHY ARE YOU
STILL MAD AT ME?

165
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- BECAUSE VIOLENCE WASN'T
THE WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

166
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IT'S MY PROBLEM TO SOLVE.

167
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- BUT YOUR PROBLEM
IS MY PROBLEM, SWEETIE.

168
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- YOUR WORK IS DONE, DAD.
I AM WHO I AM.

169
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I HAVE TO MAKE
MY OWN MISTAKES.

170
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- OKAY, I GET IT.
I'M SORRY.

171
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- APOLOGY HALF-ACCEPTED.

172
00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,790
- SO WHERE DOES THAT
LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU NOW?

173
00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:06,660
- LIKE I SAID, I BROKE UP
WITH HIM, TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF.

174
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,330
AND THEN HE BROKE DOWN,
SAID HOW SORRY HE WAS,

175
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HOW IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE
AND IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

176
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- YEAH.
HEARD THAT BEFORE, HUH?

177
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,070
SAID THAT BEFORE.

178
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- IT WAS A CONVINCING CASE.
WE MADE LOVE.

179
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- [laughs]
HA, YOU'RE FUNNY.

180
00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,940
- WE DID.
- GROSS!

181
00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:23,810
HONEY,
WHY YOU GOT TO DO THAT?

182
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- SORRY.

183
00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,220
- I MEAN--NO, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT OKAY.

184
00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,150
I DON'T THINK--
I MEAN, I JUST...

185
00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,360
[sighs] I'M NEVER GOING
TO GET USED TO THAT SHIT.

186
00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:34,290
I WON'T.

187
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AND THEN HE ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.

188
00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,990
- [laughs]
YOU ARE FUNNY.

189
00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:40,360
- HE DID!
- HE DID? WHAT A CLOWN.

190
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,370
- I SAID YES.

191
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- I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
YOU KNOW...

192
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840
I KNOW I JOKE ABOUT THAT A LOT,
BUT I'M SERIOUS.

193
00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:53,640
[inhales sharply, coughs]
SERIOUSLY, I'M--

194
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,980
[retches]

195
00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,380
- HOLY SHIT!
DAD, ARE YOU OKAY?

196
00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:02,320
- NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY.
I'M WOOZY.

197
00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,320
- LOOK, JUST BECAUSE HE ASKED
AND I SAID YES

198
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:06,320
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN ANYTIME SOON.

199
00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,190
- ALL RIGHT.
- AND DON'T TELL MOM, OKAY?

200
00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:10,690
I WANT TO TELL HER MYSELF.
- ALL RIGHT.

201
00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,930
- SHIT, BREAK'S OVER.
I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK.

202
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,160
- OKAY.

203
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,030
- LOVE YOU, DAD.
- LOVE YOU TOO.

204
00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:20,770
[inhales deeply]

205
00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:25,780
[retches]

206
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:28,280
[rock music]

207
00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:33,420
*

208
00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,280
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?

209
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,020
- UH...LIZZIE QUIT.
- WHAT?

210
00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:41,420
- YEAH, FUCKING LITTLE BITCH.

211
00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,730
SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT
HOW SHE NEEDED MORE TIME TO...

212
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,860
[imitates British accent]
FOCUS ON HER CAREER.

213
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,900
- I HAD NO IDEA.
- OH, REALLY?

214
00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,270
I'M SURPRISED, WHAT, WITH
YOU TWO BEING SO FUCKING CLOSE

215
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,040
AND HER BLOWING
OTHER GUYS AND ALL.

216
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:57,040
- PLEASE, DON'T REMIND ME.

217
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,310
- I KNOW ABOUT STU AND LIZZIE.

218
00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,180
- OH, THANK GOD.

219
00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,910
IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME
TO HOLD IT IN.

220
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:07,050
SO, SO...
HOW ARE YOU HANDLING IT?

221
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,720
OH...
YOU DIDN'T KNOW, DID YOU?

222
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,920
BUT NOW YOU DO.

223
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,260
- YEP.
NOW I KNOW!

224
00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,730
- I'M SO SORRY, MARCY.
YOU TRICKED ME!

225
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,060
- WELL, WHY THE FUCK
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

226
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,400
- BECAUSE IN MY ADVANCED
MIDDLE AGE,

227
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,000
I'VE LEARNED ONE THING,

228
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,800
AND THAT'S IGNORANCE
TRULY IS BLISS.

229
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,940
- OH, GOD DAMN IT,
IT'S THESE HOT, YOUNG SKANKS

230
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,040
WITH THEIR TIGHT PUSSIES
AND THEIR PERFECT TITS.

231
00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:31,810
IT'S A FUCKING EPIDEMIC!
- THAT IS SO TRUE!

232
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,110
THEY CAN'T BE STOPPED.
THEY'RE MARRIAGE KILLERS.

233
00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,110
- [sobs]
- OH, OKAY, OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

234
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:40,050
- NO!
GOD DAMN IT, IRMA!

235
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,480
CAN YOU GIVE US
A FUCKING MINUTE?

236
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,890
DIOS MIO, WOMAN!

237
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,520
- I SORRY, BUT THE BOY--
HE TALKING!

238
00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,090
SAY--SAY AGAIN!
- BLOW JOB!

239
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,160
- [shrieks happily]

240
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,860
- [laughs ecstatically]
- BLOW JOB!

241
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,360
- THAT'S SO GOOD.
YOU'RE TALKING!

242
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,770
- OH, MY BABY!
HE'S SO GOOD!

243
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,070
DON'T EVER SAY
THAT WORD AGAIN.

244
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,500
NOT A NICE WORD.

245
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,110
- WHAT, WHERE--
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

246
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,240
- I'M GOING TO THE SET BECAUSE--
- BLOW JOB.

247
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:07,140
- I HAVE TO SEE A SOON TO BE
EX-HUSBAND ABOUT A BLOW JOB.

248
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,150
- WELL, IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY.
- BLOW JOB.

249
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,010
- WHAT?
- BLOW JOB.

250
00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,150
- THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

251
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,350
AND THEY TOLD ME
IT WAS NO BIG DEAL,

252
00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,890
THAT TWO WAS
THE SAME AS ONE.

253
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,190
- BLOW JOB.
- THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

254
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,360
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
HERE, YOU'RE TOO UPSET.

255
00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,930
I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU.
LET'S GO.

256
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,360
- YES, OKAY.
YES, I'M TOO UPSET.

257
00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:24,990
- BLOW JOB!

258
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,930
- MICHAEL BAY WOULD THINK
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

259
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,070
MICHAEL MANN WOULD THINK
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

260
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,400
PAUL GREENGRASS WOULD THINK
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

261
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,840
I DON'T CARE IF WE GO
TO 3-D OR NOT.

262
00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:37,840
BULLSHIT STILL LOOKS
LIKE BULLSHIT.

263
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,140
MICHAEL BAY?

264
00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:41,140
HE WOULD--
HE WOULD LAUGH AT ME RIGHT NOW.

265
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,250
I'M SURE HE IS
SOMEWHERE LAUGHING AT ME.

266
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,980
AND I'VE GOT A FUCKING ACTOR WHO
WON'T COME OUT OF HIS TRAILER?

267
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:50,220
- YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR--YOU HAVE
TO SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!

268
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,220
- I'M SCARED.

269
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,390
WHAT THE FUCK?

270
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:56,460
HOLY SHIT.
GOD.

271
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,160
- HANK, THANK GOD.

272
00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,930
YOU MUST HAVE READ
MY FUCKING MIND.

273
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,500
- DID YOU CALL HIM?
- NO, BUT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO.

274
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:04,030
- WHAT THE FUCK, STU?
I TOLD YOU!

275
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,330
I TOLD YOU
I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS ASS

276
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,040
ON ONE OF MY SETS
EVER AGAIN.

277
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,240
- OH, OH, EXCUSE ME.

278
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,170
SO THIS IS YOUR SET
ALL OF A SUDDEN?

279
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,180
LISTEN, THIS IS
A PRODUCER-DRIVEN MEDIUM,

280
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,080
YOU INEFFECTUAL
LITTLE SHITBIRD.

281
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,050
- SHUT THE FUCK UP,
BOTH OF YOU.

282
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,180
I'M LOOKING FOR THAT OTHER
LITTLE SHITBIRD TYLER.

283
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,380
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
LOOKING FOR HIM, HANK.

284
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:23,020
- SAM'S GOT A BIG BUG
UP HIS ASS ABOUT THAT GUY.

285
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,450
HE WON'T COME
OUT OF HIS TRAILER,

286
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,260
AND WE'RE, YOU KNOW, SCARED
TO GO IN THERE, SO...

287
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,560
- [water bubbling]

288
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,930
- HEY, SAM.

289
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,070
IF YOU MISSED ME THIS MUCH,
YOU COULD HAVE CALLED OR SEXTED.

290
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,400
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CAUSE
SUCH A RUCKUS.

291
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,170
- THIS TIME I DIDN'T BRING
THE RUCKUS, MOODY.

292
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,610
THE FUCKING RUCKUS
CAME TO ME, MAN.

293
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,610
- ALL RIGHT, TALK TO ME.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

294
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,540
- I TALKED TO STU
ABOUT GIVING KALI

295
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,280
A SMALL PART
IN THIS JOINT AND SHIT.

296
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:51,310
SO I GO OVER
TO HER TRAILER TO TALK

297
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:53,320
ABOUT PUTTING A BABY
UP IN THAT ASS, YOU KNOW?

298
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,480
SHE GONNA TELL ME
WE AIN'T FUCKING NO MORE.

299
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,250
SHE DON'T LOVE ME.
SHE AIN'T NEVER GONNA LOVE ME.

300
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,590
THEN SHE GONNA TELL ME

301
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,120
SHE FUCKING GOT
WITH TYLER LAST NIGHT, MAN.

302
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,490
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT, YO,
TRASHED HER TRAILER.

303
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:06,160
NOW I GOTTA FUCKING KILL
THAT LITTLE CRACKER, MAN.

304
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,630
OR HAVE SOMEBODY DO IT FOR ME,

305
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:10,000
WHICH FUCKING SUCKS,
BECAUSE I WANT THE SATISFACTION

306
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,430
OF DOING THAT SHIT MYSELF,
YOU KNOW?

307
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,900
- [choked up]
DON'T DO IT.

308
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,340
JUST LET IT GO.

309
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,080
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

310
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,650
YOU DO SOMETHING NICE
FOR PEOPLE--

311
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,610
THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT
SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

312
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,580
I'M A GOOD DUDE, MOODY.
- I KNOW YOU ARE.

313
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,650
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME.
YOU'RE MISUNDERSTOOD.

314
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,150
- EXACTLY. AND I CAN BE PUSHED
TO THE BRINK, MAN.

315
00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,920
AND WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS,

316
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,190
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
ABOUT NOTHING OR NOBODY, MAN.

317
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,990
THAT'S WHEN
THE APOCALYPSE COME OUT.

318
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,430
THAT'S HOW I GOT
THAT FUCKIN' NAME, MY NIGGA,

319
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,930
BECAUSE, YO, I'M THREE SECONDS

320
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,400
FROM BLOWING THIS WHOLE
FUCKING WORLD UP.

321
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,200
- YEAH, OKAY, OKAY,
BUT--BUT THINK ABOUT IT SAM.

322
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,630
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT--

323
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,940
YOUR EDDIE MURPHY
MOVIE-STAR MOMENT.

324
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,240
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE KALIS
AND TYLERS OF THE WORLD?

325
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,610
THEY'RE NOTHING.

326
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,340
BUT YOU'RE
SAMURAI FUCKING APOCALYPSE.

327
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,640
- THAT'S ALL WELL
AND COOL, MAN.

328
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,380
I STILL THINK I SHOULD ICE
THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

329
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,680
- PLEASE DON'T.

330
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,450
MY DAUGHTER LOVES
THAT FLOPPY-HAIRED MOPE.

331
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,420
I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHY,
BUT SHE DOES.

332
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:06,690
- I GOT LITTLE GIRLS, MAN.
I CAN RELATE TO THAT SHIT.

333
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,430
SO WHAT--
I DON'T KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER,

334
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,290
YOUR DAUGHTER DON'T GET
HER HEART BROKEN?

335
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,030
- EXACTLY.

336
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,500
- MAYBE THAT'S THE MOVE, YEAH.

337
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,970
- OH, THAT'S THE MOVE, SAM.

338
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,970
MOS DEF...

339
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,540
...INITELY.

340
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,380
- LET'S FIRE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
UP, YO, COME ON.

341
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,580
[cheers and applause]
- YES! YES!

342
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,050
YES! YES!

343
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,460
- YOU, YOU'RE WELCOME.

344
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,460
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE.

345
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,190
AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING
TO REPAY THE FAVOR?

346
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,730
YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THE FUCK
AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER,

347
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,400
AND YOU'RE GOING TO RESCIND

348
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,470
THAT STUPID FUCKING
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, YOU HEAR ME?

349
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,740
- ALL EVIDENCE
TO THE CONTRARY...

350
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,540
I LOVE HER HANK.
I DO.

351
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,140
- I BELIEVE YOU.
I DO.

352
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:57,640
BUT YOU'RE YEARS AWAY

353
00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,040
FROM HAVING ANY KIND
OF REAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.

354
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,740
YOU'RE LIKE A KID
IN A CANDY STORE NOW.

355
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,110
SO--SO GO WILD.

356
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:05,110
FUCK TWO OF EVERYTHING.
HAVE FUN.

357
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,450
JUST DON'T TORTURE HER
WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, OKAY?

358
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,090
- YOU'RE MAKING A LOT
OF SENSE RIGHT NOW.

359
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,060
- YEAH, I'M HAVING
A GOOD DAY...

360
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,620
PUTTING OUT FIRES
LEFT AND RIGHT,

361
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,720
WORDING TO THE WISE.

362
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,360
YOU WANNA MAN-POUND?

363
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:21,230
- ACTION!
[explosion, indistinct shouting]

364
00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:23,730
[gunfire]

365
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:33,440
[woman screams]

366
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,780
- HOLD YOUR FIRE!
HOLD YOUR FIRE!

367
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,350
[woman screams]

368
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,610
- GARFUNKEL!

369
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,450
YOU GOT THREE SECONDS
TO RELEASE HER!

370
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,790
ONE...

371
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:47,360
- [screaming]

372
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,130
- YOU GOTTA BE
OUT OF YOUR MIND.

373
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,460
- KILLING BAD GUYS
IS MY BUSINESS,

374
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,430
AND BUSINESS BE
FUCKIN' CRACKIN', YO!

375
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:56,100
- THANK YOU, OFFICER.
- YOU'RE WELCOME...

376
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:57,130
BITCH!

377
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,630
- UH, IT'S FINE.

378
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,610
- OFFICER?

379
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,210
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,
STREETWALKER.

380
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,410
WE WORKING HERE.

381
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:13,450
- THANK YOU.

382
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,680
- IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YEAH.

383
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,690
- STILL ROLLING!

384
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,290
- [laughs]
I'M NOT...

385
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,830
- THAT WAS ONE
FINE-ASS HOSTAGE, YO.

386
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:26,730
- SHE'S A REAL HEARTBREAKER,
ALL RIGHT.

387
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,200
- SERIOUSLY...
- [laughing]

388
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,770
- NO, I-I...

389
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,470
- YO, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?

390
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,570
YO, I GOTTA BRING DOWN
THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE

391
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,170
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS,
RIGHT?

392
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,140
- CUT!
[bell rings]

393
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,310
- RESET!

394
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,780
- WHOA.
all: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

395
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,380
- YOU THINK
YOU CAN FUCKING DISRESPECT ME

396
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,850
IN FRONT
OF MY CAST AND CREW,

397
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,510
AND DON'T GET YOUR
FUCKING ASS KILLED, NIGGA?

398
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,350
- I WASN'T MOCKING YOU, SAM,
I SWEAR!

399
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,750
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE OVER HERE
FLIRTING AND LAUGHING

400
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,720
WHILE I'M TRYING TO WORK,
MOTHERFUCKER!

401
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,350
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TWO
MOTHERFUCKERS BELONG TOGETHER--

402
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:52,660
TWO UNFAITHFUL BITCHES!

403
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,460
YOU LITTLE SNOTTY
HOLLYWOOD MOTHERFUCKER!

404
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,190
I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE
OF A LIFETIME.

405
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,590
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO WITH IT?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

406
00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:00,730
- DON'T WORRY, TYLER.
IT'S A FAKE GUN.

407
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,670
- BISCUIT.

408
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,270
all: WHOA!
- SHIT!

409
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,470
- YOU GOT
ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS?

410
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,540
- FOR A GUY WITH
A GUN TO HIS THROAT,

411
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,670
YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY.

412
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,470
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, SAM,
IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HIM,

413
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,280
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SHOOT ME FIRST.

414
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:14,380
- MOODY, MY BROTHER, MIND
YOUR BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, MAN.

415
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:18,380
- AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME
TO ADMIT IT, SAM,

416
00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:20,150
I HOOKED UP WITH KALI TOO.

417
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,920
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MAN.
YOU BULLSHITTIN', MAN.

418
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,650
YOU MY FUCKING BOY.
YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT, MAN.

419
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:24,890
- I AM!

420
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,720
BUT I DID.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

421
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,790
W-WE MET ON THE FLIGHT TO L.A.,
AND WE SMOOCHED A LITTLE,

422
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,630
AND THEN I DIDN'T THINK
I'D EVER SEE HER AGAIN.

423
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,830
BUT T-THERE SHE WAS
AT YOUR PLACE,

424
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,770
LOOKING FINE AS WINE.

425
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,770
- IS THIS TRUE, BITCH?

426
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,570
- YEAH.

427
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,770
- SO WHAT--A LITTLE SMOOCH
ON THE PLANE, MAN?

428
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,380
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
- YEAH, WELL...

429
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,910
- WHAT?

430
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,780
- YOU KNOW,
ONCE YOU KISS SOMEBODY,

431
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,910
IT'S HARD NOT TO WANT
TO DO IT AGAIN, RIGHT?

432
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,780
SO--SO WE DID...

433
00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:57,390
AND THEN SOME.

434
00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:02,260
GOD DAMN IT,
THE TRUTH JUST SOUNDS BETTER.

435
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,430
- KALI, IS THIS FUCKING TRUE?

436
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,930
- CALVIN, I NEVER MEANT
TO HURT YOU.

437
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,200
- SO Y'ALL BEEN FUCKING
ALL ALONG, RIGHT?

438
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,470
- NO, JUST TWICE.

439
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,670
TWICE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, JUST TWICE.

440
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,600
- YEAH, JUST THE TWICE.

441
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,870
- YEAH, BUT BOTH TIMES
I ACCUSED Y'ALL OF FUCKING,

442
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,740
YOU ACTUALLY
HAD BEEN FUCKING!

443
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:24,350
- YEAH, IT TURNS OUT YOU'VE GOT
QUITE THE NOSE FOR SEX, SAM.

444
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,580
- THIS IS FUCKED UP, MAN.

445
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:28,620
YOU BREAKING
MY FUCKING HEART, MAN...

446
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:31,220
BOTH OF Y'ALL.

447
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:34,490
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS SHIT, MAN.

448
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,460
MOVE, NIGGA.

449
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,960
- WHOA!

450
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,770
- WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL
LOOKING AT, HUH?

451
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,500
WHAT, YOU GONNA FUCKING
VIDEOTAPE MY SHIT

452
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,900
AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE?

453
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,770
YOU WANNA SEE
A FUCKING SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS?

454
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,310
I'LL SHOW YOU A SHOW!

455
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:52,340
[all screaming]

456
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,480
- NO!

457
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:57,510
[gunshot]

458
00:19:57,550 --> 00:20:00,520
- CHARLIE!
- [gasps]

459
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,590
- OH, SHIT.

460
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,450
- OH!
- IT'S GETTING DARK.

461
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,920
IT'S GETTING DARK.

462
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,860
OH--OH,
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

463
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,660
THANK YOU.

464
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,630
OH, GOD, I'M KNOCKIN'
ON HEAVEN'S DOOR HERE.

465
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,760
- RUNKLE, YOU OKAY?
- [moans]

466
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,500
- I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SHOOT YOU, MAN.

467
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:18,270
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SHOT AT ME.

468
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,570
- MY HEAD'S
ALL FUCKED UP, MAN.

469
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,940
PUSSY DO THAT
TO A MOTHERFUCKER.

470
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:25,010
NO MORE LOVE NO MORE, MAN--
JUST ASS AND GRASS.

471
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,380
- THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

472
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,410
- HEY, STU,
I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT

473
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,280
THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, MAN,
AND DO A WHOLE REWRITE.

474
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,520
I DON'T WANT
TO BE CONTRIBUTING

475
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,680
TO THE VIOLENCE
IN SOCIETY NO MORE.

476
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,020
- [sighs]

477
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,950
- I THINK THAT
IS A BRILLIANT IDEA, SAM,

478
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,960
BUT THE STUDIO--

479
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,690
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA WANT
TO RISK MAKING YOU UNLIKABLE.

480
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,830
[whimpers]

481
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,300
OH!

482
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,330
[straining]
MARCY, WHAT THE FUCK?

483
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:52,440
- GOD DAMN IT, STU!
I KNOW ABOUT THE BLOWIE!

484
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,840
IT WAS TWO, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS TWO.

485
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,970
- AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING
FROM MY ATTORNEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

486
00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,640
- MARCY, NO! I WAS JUST MAKING
MEMORIES, MARCY.

487
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,910
- FUCK YOU, STU!

488
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,650
- I AM SO SORRY!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

489
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,910
SO MUCH!
- SUCK ON THIS!

490
00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,450
- SO MUCH, BABY!

491
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,520
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D
ACTUALLY SHOOT SOMEBODY FOR ME.

492
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,520
THAT'S ONE OF THE SINGLE
MOST ROMANTIC THINGS

493
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,990
ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.

494
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,530
- WHAT CAN I SAY, MAMA?

495
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,930
YOU BRING ALL THAT
SHIT OUT OF ME.

496
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,060
- MM.

497
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,930
- * WATCHING YOU WALK INSIDE

498
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:29,670
* RADIANCE
SWALLOWED IN LIGHT *

499
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:33,540
* BUT I KNOW IT AIN'T RIGHT

500
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,080
* BUT FOR NOW...

501
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,580
- SO ARE WE GOOD, HANK?

502
00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,380
ARE WE GOOD?
- ARE WE GOOD?

503
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,080
YOU JUST TOOK A BULLET FOR ME.
OF COURSE WE'RE GOOD.

504
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,950
- I TOLD YOU I WOULD,
HANK, DIDN'T I?

505
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,490
I TOLD YOU
I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU.

506
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,350
- YOU SURE DID,
AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT,

507
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:46,890
YOU STUPID,
BALD SON OF A BITCH.

508
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,560
- I LOVE YOU TOO, HANK.

509
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:50,690
I LOVE YOU,
AND I LOVE LITTLE STUART.

510
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,430
YOU TELL HIM
I LOVE HIM, RIGHT?

511
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,500
YOU TELL HIM I TRIED
TO BE A GOOD DADDY, OKAY?

512
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,830
- NO, NO,
YOU TELL HIM YOURSELF.

513
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,930
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A-OKAY, BUDDY BOY.

514
00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,900
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE TO HUMILIATE
YOURSELF ANOTHER DAY.

515
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,010
- HOW ABOUT LIZZIE?
DOES SHE SEEM WORRIED ABOUT ME?

516
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,710
- LIZZIE?

517
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,980
- YES, I ALREADY KNOW THAT.

518
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,380
- OH, YEAH, YEAH,
SHE LOOKS PRETTY UPSET.

519
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,410
- THAT'S NICE, HANK.

520
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,920
THAT'S NICE.

521
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,550
- HEY, YOU GOT THIS?
- YEAH, I GOT THIS.

522
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,950
- HEY.

523
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,890
- WHAT THE FUCK
WERE YOU THINKING?

524
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,690
YOU'RE JUMPING
IN FRONT OF BULLETS?

525
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,460
THAT LITTLE MUTANT NEEDS
A FATHER MORE THAN EVER NOW.

526
00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:25,130
- OW!
- ARE YOU OKAY?

527
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,130
[cell phone ringing]
ARE YOU OKAY?

528
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,400
- HEY, YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING
TO CANCEL ON ME.

529
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,770
- YOU WISH.

530
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,100
- NO, I JUST--
YOU BETTER BRING SOME WINE,

531
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,800
'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF
A-A DRY HOUSEHOLD RIGHT NOW.

532
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,610
- UH, WILL DO.

533
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,740
YEAH, I ASKED STU TO HOOK ME UP
WITH A BOTTLE OF THE GOOD STUFF,

534
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,140
BUT THEN MARCY HAD TO GO
AND PISTOL-WHIP HIM.

535
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,950
- WHAT?

536
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:44,710
- IT'S A LONG STORY.
I'LL TELL YOU OVER DINNER.

537
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,150
- OKAY,
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

538
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,650
- OH, OH, OH, A-AND WAIT.

539
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,150
BECCA THINKS
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.

540
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,020
- [laughs]
OKAY, NOW I AM GONNA HANG UP.

541
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:52,760
- NO, NO, WAIT.
NO, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.

542
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,160
UH, JUST--

543
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,120
COME ON, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME,
JUST ONE TIME.

544
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,090
TELL ME.

545
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,530
- JUST COME HOME.

546
00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,800
- OKAY, I WILL. I JUST GOT
TO SWING BY CHARLIE'S FIRST.

547
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,940
MAYBE I'LL STEAL
A BOTTLE OF MANISCHEWITZ.

548
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,640
- * DAMNED IF YOU DON'T

549
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:18,680
* WELL, I WISH YOU WOULD,
BUT I THINK YOU WON'T *

550
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,950
* DAMNED IF YOU DO,
DAMNED IF YOU DON'T *

551
00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:27,190
[cell phone chimes]

552
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:33,660
* WELL, I WISH YOU COULD,
BUT I THINK YOU WON'T *

553
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:34,930
- AW...

554
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,800
- I SAW THAT!
- AH! JESUS FUCK!

555
00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:39,670
- NO, IT'S JUST LITTLE OLD ME.

556
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:41,870
- CARRIE, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

557
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:43,140
- I WANTED TO SEE YOU.

558
00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,070
I FELT BAD ABOUT THE WAY
WE LEFT THINGS.

559
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:46,810
I SAID SOME
PRETTY HARSH SHIT THAT NIGHT.

560
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,780
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
A LOT OF IT WAS TRUE.

561
00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:51,810
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I-I-I DESERVED IT.

562
00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:53,980
- WELL, THANK YOU
FOR SAYING THAT.

563
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,580
AND MAYBE IT WAS.

564
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,050
AND MAYBE YOU DID,
BUT I STILL MISSED YOU.

565
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,060
I LOST MY JOB.

566
00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:08,060
- OH, WELL,
I'M--I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

567
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,830
- YEAH, I CAME OUT HERE
LOOKING FOR ANOTHER ONE--

568
00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:12,840
HAD A BUNCH
OF SHITTY INTERVIEWS

569
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,700
AND, UM, THOUGHT
I'D LOOK YOU UP.

570
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,840
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?

571
00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,580
- YEAH, BUT THEN
I GOT TO GO, OKAY?

572
00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,210
- OKAY.
- OKAY.

573
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,720
- DID YOU EVER LOVE ME, HANK?

574
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:32,860
BE HONEST.

575
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,730
- NO.

576
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,860
- YOU JUST LIKED FUCKING ME?

577
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,600
- I DID LIKE FUCKING YOU
VERY MUCH, YES.

578
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,700
I DID.
[sighs]

579
00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:47,000
- WELL...

580
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040
THEN LETS FUCK...

581
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,740
- NO.
- ONE MORE TIME.

582
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,270
- NO, NO, NO MORE TIMES, OKAY?
- ONE MORE, COME ON.

583
00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:54,240
- I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T. I'M SORRY.

584
00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:01,220
- WHAT DOES SHE HAVE
THAT I DON'T HAVE?

585
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:04,690
- I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
SHE...

586
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,090
SHE'S JUST MY EVERYTHING.

587
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,630
C-C-CAN WE NOT DO THIS, PLEASE?

588
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,100
- IT MUST BE SO NICE.

589
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:15,830
IT MUST BE SO NICE
TO BE LOVED LIKE THAT.

590
00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,570
BUT OKAY, NO, NO.

591
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,700
NO MORE FUCKING.

592
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,270
ONE DRINK, THOUGH...

593
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:22,740
PLEASE?

594
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,170
AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
I PROMISE.

595
00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,910
- JUST ONE DRINK, ALL RIGHT.
- JUST ONE DRINK!

596
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,210
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.

597
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,930
- OKAY, RIGHT.

598
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,690
- OKAY.

599
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,800
- THERE, ONE DRINK.
YOU HAPPY?

600
00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:54,970
- I'M THE FURTHEST
FROM HAPPY I'VE EVER BEEN.

601
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,740
- I'M--I'M SORRY, CARRIE.
I JUST--

602
00:25:56,770 --> 00:25:58,140
I-I CAN'T HELP YOU.

603
00:25:58,170 --> 00:25:59,640
- NO, YOU CAN--

604
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,310
NO, YOU CAN HELP ME, HANK.
YOU CAN HELP ME.

605
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:03,750
YOU JUST--
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO.

606
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:04,950
AND NOT BEING LOVED--

607
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,080
NEVER, NEVER, EVER
BEING LOVED...

608
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,350
THAT JUST REALLY
TAKES A TOLL ON A WO--

609
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,220
- HEY, WHOA.
- [laughs]

610
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:12,820
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.

611
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,820
- I THINK IT'S THE PILLS.
- WHAT PILLS?

612
00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,260
- I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING.

613
00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:17,990
- WHAT PILLS?

614
00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:19,960
- OH, I, UH--I STARTED
TAKING THESE ANTIDEPRESSANTS,

615
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,630
UM, A FEW MONTHS AGO.

616
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,830
HEY!

617
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,100
I KNOW!
IT WAS AFTER YOU DUMPED ME!

618
00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:26,870
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

619
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,370
I SET YOUR
APARTMENT ON FIRE.

620
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,370
HOW FUCKING BONKERS
WAS THAT?

621
00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:32,310
- HOW--HOW MANY OF THESE
DID YOU TAKE?

622
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,010
- [chuckles]
I DON'T KNOW--A BUNCH.

623
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,240
- OKAY, OKAY.

624
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,110
- THEY USUALLY
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

625
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:38,910
I SHOULDN'T MIX THEM WITH BOOZE.
- I'M--I'M CALLING 911.

626
00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,020
- NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S SILLY.
DON'T DO THAT--STOP IT.

627
00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:43,090
- CARRIE, LOOK, I NEED YOU TO BE
HONEST WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

628
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,720
HOW MANY OF THOSE PILLS
DID YOU TAKE?

629
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,190
HOW MANY?
- NO MORE THAN YOU DID.

630
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,860
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

631
00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:54,260
- HANK, HOW ARE YOU FEELING...

632
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,230
RIGHT ABOUT NOW?

633
00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:00,100
- WHAT DID--
WHAT DID YOU DO?

634
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,970
CARRIE?

635
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,240
CARRIE.

636
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,240
- HEY, JUST THINK...

637
00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,140
WHEN THEY FIND US...

638
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,910
IT'LL LOOK LIKE TO THE WORLD

639
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:11,380
THAT WE WERE
MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

640
00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:13,850
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

641
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,820
- ONLY WHAT YOU MADE ME.

642
00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,120
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.

643
00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:27,730
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.

644
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,730
[slow rock music]

645
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:38,710
*

646
00:28:12,010 --> 00:28:14,280
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.

647
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,480
- I LOVE YOU.


